A Note from Owl (from The Glen Encyclopaedia of Modern Mysteries, Vol. III: Commerce and Kindness)

Now, gather close, Dear Heart, and do not fret — this bit of magic is far simpler than it first appears. When you reach the checkout in the little Glen Shop, you’ll see a button marked PayPal. Ah yes, that ancient and somewhat mysterious portal! But listen carefully, for here lies the secret:

You don’t need to own a PayPal account to pass through.

No, no, not at all. Simply click the button, and the page will open like a friendly door in the woods.

There, you’ll find an option that says Pay with Debit or Credit Card.

Choose that path, and it will lead you safely onward — a few gentle steps, a name, a number, a nod —

and before you know it, your order will flutter its way to The Glen’s postbag, ready to travel toward you.

Mouse always says, “It’s rather like borrowing Owl’s umbrella — you don’t need to own the umbrella to walk beneath it.”

So worry not, Beloved One. Simply follow the feathers, and you’ll find your way through perfectly.

Now then, if you run into any muddles or mysteries along the way,

please leave your question below. I am here in the Great Library, surrounded by shelves of knowledge.

Whatever the topic — be it about orders, owls, or the oddities of the modern world — I shall look it up for you at once.

With all good wishes and gentle wisdom,

Owl, Keeper of the Encyclopaedia & Occasional Explainer of Peculiar Modern Things